Tag: databases

All posts with tag "databases".

• My Epic Saga with a Rogue Database: A Guide to the SQL Queries That Saved My Sanity (and My Job)

  14 Aug, 2025

  A hilarious and deeply practical, story-driven guide to mastering the SQL queries you actually need on the job. From updating multiple columns and joining tables to performing a dreaded PIVOT, this article covers the real-world challenges of taming a legacy database.

• My Epic Quest to Master PSQL: From 'Show Tables' to Dropping Everything (Accidentally, Of Course)

  9 Aug, 2025

  Dive into a hilarious and deeply practical journey of taming the PSQL command line. This guide takes you from the utter confusion of `psql show tables` to the god-like power of dropping everything (and how not to do it on production). Learn to install, connect, inspect tables, manage users, and master the essential commands that will turn PSQL from a mysterious beast into your most trusted database companion.